#mtn dew energy

[rootfish13]

Breakfast of champions at the city library.

[cemetery-irises]

i wish coffee affected me unfortunately the only way i feel caffeine is through energy drinks or a mountain dew

[bottleoflotion]

*Posts a stupid joke I made a year and a half ago*

[wingsmadeforflying]

Reg gets caffeine heart rate spikes from coffee. They make him feel like he's going to explode, so he hates it. He's a tea girlie.

However he'll drink 20 Monsters in a day. Sirius is appalled. Reg says it tastes better and actually keeps him awake.

[dongiedonuts]

yes im roadtripping to vegas today. Yes i plan on consuming an ungodly amount of mtn dew big gulps on my way there mind ur business

[are-we-really-doing-this]

If the citrus flavor of Ghost was a person I’d marry them so goddamn quickly.

[toytulini]

DO this 👍

it will be fine

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[ciceroandthelistener]

oh so it was a caffeine headache

[cloudvisualspew07x]

[thishasgonehorribly]

I'm very curious where you grew up and whether you've calibrated your monitor.

You're correct that cyan and blue are distinct (saw a post recently of people calling the "light blue heart" emoji "cyan" and I'm annoyed) According to the color picker tool, this is just a teeny tiny bit more green than blue,

but if you make me choose, the bright cyans go in the "blue" pile.

It's all very subjective.

Just a tiny bit more green, into the 'seafoam' range,

that's absolutely green and not blue.

[neon-danger]

this chapter is so fucking cute I wanna post it so bad

[thegremlinofransei]

Why does Celsius smell like fucking weed and gas ;_;

[sharkry]

i need someone to give me motivational stickers :(

like "oh you drank water today? have a sticker that says good job!"

in other words: it is the end of finals week and I am falling apart help

[breaddo]

SIX FLOORS????? THREE VENDING MACHINES???? AND THEY HAVE COFFEE ?

yeah okay that's italy i guess that's fair enough. italian 13yos living their best lives gladiator fighting to use their only 3 coffee vending machines first

hate that i'm actually noticing new things i.e. learning the italian title of catcher in the rye from a 3 second shot

[lordamaranthus]

I remembered recently that Apollo essentially got a sugar high after drinking one singular Mtn Dew [it’s been a while since I’ve read that part, he might not’ve gotten hyper]

I bring this up for one inquiry: what would happen if you gave him an energy drink?

Would he turn to dust like a little Victorian child? Tie Python into a knot? Immediately crash and sleep for 48 hours?

The world needs to know

Edit: BETTER IDEA he starts singing in NightCore

[w-e-i-r-d-f-o-o-d]

Blue soda just recently made a comeback in Denmark! It tastes of "sport." I have tried it several times and I'm still not sure what that means.

There's also "green sport" and "energy." The rest are normal flavors.

I pretty consistently enjoy blue sodas—Frostie Blue Cream, Mtn Dew Voltage, back in the day I even loved me some Pepsi Blue, whatever it was supposed to be. Apparently they still sell it in some parts of the world, I gotta see about tracking it down